Lingua Americana

A conversation about words




My article on coined words in the last issue concluded with a challenge to create neologisms for unnamed phenomena. In that article, I suggested that coined words can be assessed in two ways: those that are most clever, and those that are most likely to be adopted. Since it’s rare for a coinage to meet both criteria, I’ve given the nod to ones that could become part of our language. For a list of Honorable Mentions, visit

✒ Staying seated during a standing ovation; those who stay seated: novation, novaters (novationers was also suggested)

✒ The glow produced by multiple electronic devices being used in a dark environment: eglow (similarly, electroglow, technoglow, techniglow)

✒ Long-term indebtedness due to student loans: edudebt (similarly, edudebtedness)

✒ Those who would rather text than talk: thumbers (tappers too, but I see more thumbing than tapping these days)

✒ Unwelcome email attachments; those who continually send them: attachers

✒ A closeted gay politician who opposes rights for gays: wide-stancer (this assumes we’ll remember conservative Sen. Larry Craig and his toe-tapping wide stance in a men’s bathroom stall)

✒ A compulsion to coin words and phrases; one who compulsively coins them: coinophilia, coinophile



English is filled with wonderfully expressive words that defy translation: “flaky,” for example, “finagle,” and “hullabaloo.” At the same time, our vocabulary has gaps filled with words from other languages that are also hard to translate. Take schadenfreude. No word in English describes the guilty pleasure of enjoying someone else’s misfortune. But this German term is a bit of a mouthful, isn’t it? And a challenge to spell.

Frisson is also a hard-to-translate word, French for the thrilling shiver of watching a horror movie, riding a roller coaster, or ringing the doorbell of a new lover. Another French term, sympathique, like the Spanish simpatico, technically means “sympathetic,” but in fact refers to so much more: a warm, understanding, compassionate quality. One dictionary translates sympathique as “nice, friendly”; another says that simpatico means “agreeable, likable.” Both translations are way too wimpy. They lack a certain je ne sais quoi. The English term that comes closest to describing this quality is “empathetic,” too cool a word for such a warm quality.

The same is true of pallid attempts to translate the Yiddish term mensch. Translations I’ve seen include “a person of integrity and honor,” and “an upstanding, honorable adult person.” These stiff phrases don’t even come close to capturing the amiable, decent humanness of a mensch. We need a word that does, as well as words for other foreignisms that tend not to be used at all outside urban centers and cultural oases. For a free tote bag, therefore, create comparable words in English for:






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Ralph Keyes is the author, most recently, of The Hidden History of Coined Words, which has just been published.


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